The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his
tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the
world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
We give dogs time we can spare,
space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal
man has ever made.
-M. Acklam
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-Unknown
Ever consider what our dogs
must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery
store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on
earth!
-Anne Tyler
You can say any foolish thing
to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,
'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
- Dave Barry
If you think dogs can't
count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and
then give him only two of them.
- Phil Pasto
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